A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. What do you get when you do that?
It's crazy to think that something as wonderful as sex can lead to something as terrible as a child. The best thing about having sex with Jesus is the second coming. I don't think you should fake orgasm.
You laugh nervously, or roll your eyes. For the vast majority of American workers, this kind of exchange is all too familiar. But a new poll shows that crude jokes are far from harmless.
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Smith got himself a new secretary. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When he got up to leave she said "Oh, Mr Smith did you know that your barracks door was open?
Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight.
Talking about the appropriateness of sexual conversations in the workplace, instead of just dismissing concerns. By Emily Heist Moss. When I was 18, I waited tables at an Italian restaurant in my hometown. Our boss, Jeff, was an outrageous flirt, but his banter was generally accepted as a harmless, occasionally welcome distraction from the frenzy of the dinner rush.
Telling a sex joke is now worthy of investigation, at least according to certain public universities. And depending on state law, inappropriate jokes could even lead to potential jail time for individuals involved. Violating the handbook could see you charged with harassment.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you. What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced. One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister.
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